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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

(via lovemetoinfinity)

I’m so fucking done with guys and sex and all that shit. Don’t fuck me and then say you don’t want a relationship and then fuck me again. That’s not even okay.

“ You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretend that it’s him. ”

—    (via o-fucking-k)

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ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

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beesmygod:

what a weird piano

(Source: cute-overload, via normabluejeanes)

me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

officialtonyrabbit:

when you see your food coming 

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when your food arrives

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elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

(via majestic-as-fxck)

“ A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart. ”

—    

Ed Sheeran

Everything you love is here

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heck-hath-no-fury:

ktisr:

my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

(Source: kuzei, via majestic-as-fxck)

st4bility:

wouldnt mind seein u naked but dont want u to see me naked this is an issue

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tyleroakley:

I FEEL THIS DEEPLY

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gostle:

I deserve dick in my life

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